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Don’t mind me. Just drawing the stupidest things on the planet.
(EDIT: I spelled his name wrong…oh well fuck it idgaf)
I was going to just link to the Kate Beaton comic this is basically a carbon copy of, but according to KnowYourMeme it’s become a sort of trend to copy this comic? So I guess this isn’t a ripoff that needs attribution but like a drawing of a lolcat?
“The opening to Fallout 3 was awesome. We learn about our character’s life from birth to adulthood.
I don’t know jack about my Fallout New Vegas man except he has a thick skull.”
Courier Six was born Updog Sinclair in what had been Cheyenne, Wyoming. His ancestors had been fortunate enough to be sealed in a control Vault with a functioning GECK, and when the Vault opened they used it to help make the surrounding area into fertile farmland, becoming a tribe of farmers. Updog was never physically strong and couldn’t hold his own in a fight, so he learned to rely on his wits to level the playing field with other kids, using their- or his- weaknesses against them. He also learned how to befriend local animals and set them against the bullies.
Unfortunately, the idyllic existence of the Cheyenne community couldn’t last: vicious mutated animals started appearing in greater and greater numbers, as if they were migrating from the West. The townspeople first posted guards, then fortifications, then were forced to abandon their farmland entirely. Most fled back into the Vault from which they had come decades earlier, but some chose to hit the road. Updog headed west, eventually finding himself among a surprisingly civilised society: the New California Republic. Updog spent some time in the NCR and took a job as a package courier, so that he could continue travelling; he still felt uneasy at the thought of settling down after the loss of his childhood home. In the NCR he learned of history, especially the Great War, which had been omitted or forgotten among the Cheyenne people. He also learned that as the NCR grew they had employed a strong military force, both to keep the peace and to drive the fiercer mutated animals from their territory. Updog connected the dots and concluded that it was the rise of the NCR which had doomed his people, and a festering resentment took root in him. Eventually, he could no longer stand living in the peace of the NCR, knowing that it was bought at the price of chaos elsewhere, and left NCR territory. His old job wrote a note recommending his services, which he passed to a delivery company called the Mojave Express when he found himself in the desert. As the NCR expanded into the Mojave, Updog’s job largely consisted of ferrying packages and letters from NCR citizens and soldiers to their hometowns back in California. He found this unsatisfying, as he was simply journeying back to the land he had been driven by his principles to leave, but he was in no position to turn down paying work. He had heard that there were green, unspoiled forests in the mountains near New Vegas and longed to visit them. Not long after he resolved to save up enough cash to make the trip, the perfect job was offered to him: deliver a Platinum Chip to the New Vegas Strip.
How do you not know any of this dude.
Gimme a break,
If you think you’re oh so righteous, use the actual term.
It’s called abortion.
It makes you “Pro-Abortion”.
I hate euphemisms for a reason.
I’m pro-abortion.
You get an abortion.
You get an abortion!
…
Eh. OK then. I’m pro-abortion. Was this supposed to be some kind of trap or what.
Soooooooooo… what are we to make of this?
I’m assuming this is strip one in a longer storyline, because there’s no joke here or any point made. But what’s the story? Are Russian guy and Cellphone woman going to be accosted by the… I guess they’re supposed to be suspicious or intimidating-looking black men? Or is this a fake out; we think the black guys are trouble but they turn out to be really nice and wholesome and upstanding and Muir is actually lecturing us, the reader, that profiling is wrong.
Who knows? We can’t say anything for certain until we see the rest of the story, but I’m still going to say that as far as plot set-ups go, walking while carrying lumber is hardly the most gripping.
“Hey, check that out.”
“What?”
“Those guys are carrying a plank of wood.”
“You’re shitting me!”
“No, man, look!”
“Holy crap.”
“I know, right? We could sell that plank of wood and live like kings.”
“IF we can find a buyer. Anyone who sees that plank of wood would know where it came from.”
“Nah man, I know a guy. He can hook us up with a collector. Someone who’ll want that plank of wood for their private display.”
“But they won’t be willing to just give it up. We may have to kill to get it.”
“We may. But once we get it we’re out of the hood for life. Think it’s worth it?”
TO BE CONTINUED
You just had to do that, didn’t you, Fox Nation?!
Oh they got even more snarky since checked 10 minutes ago!
Here we go…
Is this like the War on Christmas?
In that it’s a bunch of privileged people pretending like they’re persecuted? yes.
-Joe
Obama flip-flops? I don’t know how to sandal this! Someone save our soles! I guess life’s a beach. And I should know, I’m an eggspert.
“New Vegas was so disappointing. It didn’t seem to have a point- where Fallout 3 was based around the survival of humankind, New Vegas simply followed the idea of the greed of humankind. Which is ironic, if you think about it- that lead to the creation of the Fallout universe in the first place.”
you decide the future of the western wasteland, and your decision has potential repercussions for the future of the entire human race
no
no point at all
now you understand, so stop asking 画
THIS. ONLY THREE TIMES WORSE.
MY EYEBALLS ARE SHITE.
I wish I saw without glasses that clearly
